I had to look up "minutiae"

I didn't know how to spell it, so I typed "minutia" into dictionary.com. I assume it's a probably a bad omen for my first ever attempt at a blog that I couldn't even spell the title. I don't even really know what to talk about. People usually seem so clever and poignant and know how to spell shit.

What the hell am I supposed to say in a blog? I feel so johnnycomelately to this blogging fanaticism that the only people who'll read this will be my mother and girlfriend. I won't have a searchable blog unless I put some words phrases like "American Idol is great!" or "The surreal life is my favorite show" or "Bush is a loser" into my blog.

I don't believe any of what I said, of course, but if I want people to read it, then I have to make certain sacrifices. Then I think that why do I want anyone to read this? And then I think why am I writing my thoughts into a generic blogging site? What is my blogging motivation?

Well, I suppose that I want to be famous because of my blog. So if I start sounding too sanctimonious or if I start taking myself too seriously, please don't let me know. Because I will be crushed.

It's a sad day when a person realizes that they're not special and they have to a live a normal, baseline existence just like the rest of the 6 billion people on this world, continuously struggling with life's minutia, uh, wait, m-i-n-u-t-i-a-e. And for me, today was a sad day.